January 2010

Monkey Institutionalized

by bryan on January 29, 2010

Monkey

Leave your monkey behind… no free rides!

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Egg

by bryan on January 28, 2010

Egg

Another reason for Free Range Chickens…

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Hunchback Vampire

by bryan on January 27, 2010

Hunchback

Rib Lovers Beware!

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Ron Loves Carole

by bryan on January 26, 2010

A poem I wrote for my Uncle Ron. My Aunt Carole passed away a few days before Christmas. I miss her 🙁

Ron Loves Carole

You just came ashore
We just finished the floor
And now you’re gone

Uphill for a few more years
My eyes already filled with tears
Now that you’re gone

I see you everywhere
In that set of Tupperware
We bought in ‘82
In the tub with claws that you didn’t use
And now you’re gone

I think about you in the water
In the waves crashing I hear your laughter
Peeking at the ocean on the roof with our daughter
Following the vine of the orange trumpet flower
Now that you’re gone

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Ocean Pacific

by bryan on January 25, 2010

OPs

Bringing ’em back 2 kneecaps at a time

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Spic ‘n Span

by bryan on January 22, 2010

Spic n Span

‘Border’-line Offensive

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Fish

by bryan on January 21, 2010

Fish

You can put lipstick on a pig…

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White Collar Worker

by bryan on January 20, 2010

My 5 year old son filmed this with my point and click… I think I might have a director on my hands 🙂

White Collar Worker
B.Stone

I’m a white collar worker in a white collar family
I work on the 9th floor of a tower
Protective glaze over my waterless gaze
It looks like I’m in a heap of trouble

I’m not in a union. I’m on salary
I work at least 50 hours a week
No bonus structure, no equity
I don’t punch a clock but I get no overtime

And then I remember I’ve got my first born

Prime America, squeeze for all its worth
It takes time to live out that dream
A house, two cars and two point five kids
That you’ll only see on the weekends

Then I remember Ive got my firstborn

As he puts his tiny hand in mine and he looks me in the eyes
And he says “daddy I love you”

2 days a week

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Marshmallow

by bryan on January 19, 2010

Marshmallow

Something sweet on a rainy day

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Football – Weekend edition

by bryan on January 17, 2010

Football

This one is for Alyssa the biggest Chargers fan ever… let’s hope they win today. GO CHARGERS!

Weekend posts are created specifically for special people… I also send the hard copy of the image via snail mail. If you want to be special just contact me through the contact page.

San Diego Super Chargers by thestonebishop

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