January 2012

Three defined

by bryan on January 30, 2012

Three
The bird and bee explained mathematically


“The Magic Number” – De La Soul

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Grunted

by bryan on January 27, 2012

Grunt
The last thing you want to hear grunted from the bathroom stall


“The Grunt” – The J.B.’s
(full size so you can see how awesome this band looks!)

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Muscles

by bryan on January 23, 2012

Muscles
As she stared at her reflection in the mirror, Penelope was pleased to discover that her daily P90X was finally paying off


“Don’t Take Your Guns to Town” – Johnny Cash

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Special

by bryan on January 20, 2012

Special
Daddy’s little girl has a special tooth


“Daddy’s Little Girl” – The Mills Brothers

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Fuzzy Sweater

by bryan on January 19, 2012

Sweater
Sally was shocked at how many strangers wanted to rub her in what she considered to be undesirable places


“Freak Scene” – Dinosaur Jr.

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Chubby

by bryan on January 18, 2012

Chubby
If you feed a grey squirrel enough avocados they start to resemble a chinchilla


“Fat” – Violent Femmes

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Soccer Photo Day

by bryan on January 17, 2012

Soccer Photo Day
the most important day of the season… for Mom


“Photograph” – Weezer

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new on the world wide web (at least for me)

by bryan on January 6, 2012

So… you all know that I am always out there checking out new internets stuff… and getting my feet wet. There are three four services that I have recently signed up for.

One is called about.me. Yup… it is exactly what is sounds like. Check my page out: [here]

I also started a tumblr.com page… This is social blogging… you can follow people and stuff… it’s like Facebook… but for people who have more to say then “my cat is sick” and “I’m taking the Browns to the Superbowl”. I might like this site… you might want to start one too [click here]… If you do let me know so I can follow you.

Yaya… and I did an Instagram profile… I guess this one is for pics you take on your iPhone… Hell… there are way too many ways to share your life… I don’t think Instagram is going to last (for me)… but who knows… I really like the tools it gives you to make your photos look better. [not yet available for Android, Windows Mobile, and Blackberry]

OH… and if you have not checked out Pinterest you should… it really makes it easy to bookmark webpages for recurring visits in a very visual and visceral way… and to share those bookmarks with friends… Check it out for sure… if you need an invite… hit me up.

I hope your New Year is off to a good start! These sites might even make your life better… who knows?

All the best,

-Bryan

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When Losing Control – a poem

by bryan on January 4, 2012

When Losing Control - a poem

click here for large view

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New Year’s Eve – a poem

by bryan on January 3, 2012

New Year's Eve - a poem

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