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Cyclops Sock Puppet

by bryan on January 16, 2013

Cyclops Sock Puppet
Do you remember that awesome sock puppet you made in 3rd grade? Me too… wear it’s exact replica around to remind others how crafty you used to be before you got a job and have to work all the time.

Click to customize and buy: Cyclops Sock Puppet by thestonebishop

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All Toes

by bryan on April 2, 2012

All Toes
Freddy is lamenting his unruly head hair… when he should be worried about his toes


Tippi-Toes” – The Meters

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Belt Buckle

by bryan on February 17, 2012

Belt
I’ve never been a fan of tucked in shirts… but they look great on Leroy


Golden Belt” – T. Rex

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Monster #18

by bryan on December 30, 2011

Monster Number 18
Billy naively thought he could singlehandedly bring back the neckerchief


“Fashion” – David Bowie

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Monster #17

by bryan on December 29, 2011

Monster Number 17
Maggie quickly looked away after noticing the boy she met last night in the crowd as she strutted down the catwalk.


“I’m Too Sexy” – Right Said Fred

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Monster #16

by bryan on December 27, 2011

Monster Number 16
A tear lowered down Juaquin’s cheek as he struggled to forget how he clubbed his little sister to death while fighting for a meal brought back by mom and dad


“The Words That Maketh Murder” – PJ Harvey

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Monster #15

by bryan on December 25, 2011

Monster Number 15
Nicolas, content with the new nose Santa brought him, practices making scary faces in the mirror


“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Johnny Mercer and Margaret Whiting

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Monster #14

by bryan on December 22, 2011

Monster Number 14
Little Susie, who’s favorite color is maraschino red, took great pride in her self manicured toes


“Toes Across the Floor” – Blind Melon

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Monster #12

by bryan on December 16, 2011

Monster Number 12
Unlike so many respectable, God-fearing creatures, the The Sea Serpent reproduces asexually, openly mocking traditional family values by giving birth to and raising its young in a single-parent setting -1-


“Sex Machine” – James Brown

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Monster #11

by bryan on December 15, 2011

Monster Number 11
Munchie doesn’t know where to draw the line when teasing his brother…. 5 minutes in the naughty chair!


“Jack the Idiot Dunce” – The Kinks

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