Do you remember that awesome sock puppet you made in 3rd grade? Me too… wear it’s exact replica around to remind others how crafty you used to be before you got a job and have to work all the time.
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Cyclops Sock Puppet by thestonebishop
Freddy is lamenting his unruly head hair… when he should be worried about his toes
“ Tippi-Toes” – The Meters
Maggie quickly looked away after noticing the boy she met last night in the crowd as she strutted down the catwalk.
“I’m Too Sexy” – Right Said Fred
A tear lowered down Juaquin’s cheek as he struggled to forget how he clubbed his little sister to death while fighting for a meal brought back by mom and dad
“The Words That Maketh Murder” – PJ Harvey
Nicolas, content with the new nose Santa brought him, practices making scary faces in the mirror
“Baby, It’s Cold Outside” – Johnny Mercer and Margaret Whiting
Little Susie, who’s favorite color is maraschino red, took great pride in her self manicured toes
“Toes Across the Floor” – Blind Melon
Unlike so many respectable, God-fearing creatures, the The Sea Serpent reproduces asexually, openly mocking traditional family values by giving birth to and raising its young in a single-parent setting -1-
“Sex Machine” – James Brown
Munchie doesn’t know where to draw the line when teasing his brother…. 5 minutes in the naughty chair!
“Jack the Idiot Dunce” – The Kinks